killerqueensteel:

It’s a no, idiot. Can’t you go bother someone else for sex and leave me the fuck alone for once?

Hm… No.

Eddie Lawrence doesn’t give up.

(Source: greaseis-theword)

killerqueensteel:

So that’s a yes, right?

(Source: greaseis-theword)

You in love with me yet?

uncle-donny:

Cookies, cake, flambe—Whatever the situation calls for.

Then we’re gonna be best buddies, amigos, compadres, and whatever else there is in other languages.

(Source: greaseis-theword)

uncle-donny:

Cooking is an art, young one.

I’m quite the chef myself.

Can you bake bangin’ cookies?

(Source: greaseis-theword)

theluckynose:

You’re incredibly rude, did you know that?

Yeah. It’s one of my proudest achievements. 

uncle-donny:

She sounds great! 

And those aren’t bad goals. Better than the ones that I had at your age.

My other dream is to be a chef, but people always think I’m extremely gay when I say that.

(Source: greaseis-theword)

i said bitch and they finally banned me

but when i say all those other things its ok